W3 – If You Don’t Have Anything Nice to Say…

Then keep your mouth shut. And please don’t *tell* me you’re keeping your mouth shut, like I’m supposed to give you a cookie.

(The above sounds angrier than I mean it to. I’m just disappointed in a society where we always expect to be rewarded for doing the right thing, doing our job, not being an ass. Aren’t those the basics of being a decent human being? When – and why – did it become an obligation to bribe people to be decent human beings?)

Fine. Here’s your cookie, dammit.