Shhhh! i Have a Secret!

I. Suck. At. Blogging.

Big time.

And I owe someone a prize, which I’ll do as soon as my head is out of my ass. Promise.

In the meantime, I’m working on upping my blogging game, cuz I gots coolio stuff coming in the next few months. Contract announcements. Cover reveals. Saturday Snark’s comeback (hopefully w a little help from my friends! Maybe even some teasing excerpts!

So, watch this space – or at least keep an eye on twitter and Goodreads, for the latest news. And now, as a peace offering, a nekkid man!

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Oops! How’d *that* happen? LOL

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It’s My Birthday!

And, cuz it’s SO much more fun to give than to receive, first, here’s an Instant Gratification present!

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Now for the OTHER prezzy. So, when I was fifteen and was ordering my class ring, a boy I kinda liked told me I should definitely not get a silver ring because, “You were born to wear gold.” Yeah. I know. ::snort:: I, of course recounted this to my mom and, every year after that on my birthday – until the last several when she’s been unable to – she bought me a gold charm for a charm bracelet. Each charm had special meaning, and I cherish it with all my heart.

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So, to win your choice of either Birthday Licks, my m/m BDSM birthday spanking Quickie, Santa Clause is Coming, my pervy Santa and the drag queen story OR Something to Talk About, the m/m/f menage Sierra and I have at Amazon and ARe (on sale for $1.49 at Amazon through the New Year!), leave me a comment telling me about your best OR worst birthday present or memory. Winner will be randomly chosen by Old Dude (who will likely close his eyes and point, cuz that’s how he rolls!). (Click on book titles for blurbs, excerpts and buy links!)

 

On The Twelfth Day of Christmas…

…my true love gave to me:

The Twelve Gays of Christmas

(The original…A true classic…I just wish I could find a better quality version of it…)

(Cute, in a very OneD, I wanna watch him make out with another pretty boy sort of way. And that is one DOCILE cat!)

(I can’t decide if this is filthy or funny or both… I think it’s the uniforms that does it for me!)

 

Eleven Sexy Santas!

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   Ten Tighty-Whiteys

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        Nine Naughty Nappers

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Eight Edible Abs

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Seven Leather Daddies

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Six Beautiful Boys into Bondage

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  Five Guys with Chocolate

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Four Oddly Disturbing Novelty Condoms

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Three Cool Plot Devices

A Grumpy Santa, A Smokin’ Drag Queen, and a new definition of Relaxing Massage, all wrapped up in my new release!

SantaClausIsComing_VJSummersAvailable HERE at eXtasy Books!

(And a bonus “3” BDSM Quickies: Birthday Licks, Hard Limits and Melting, which you can find at Ellora’s Cave by clicking on the titles).

Two more pretty boys kissing

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And a Tequila Rose Fizzy (Which I already make, only minus the OJ, and with Cranberry Diet Ginger Ale – and it is YUM!!)

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On The Eleventh Day of Christmas…

…my true love gave to me:

Eleven Sexy Santas!

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Ten Tighty-Whities

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        Nine Naughty Nappers

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Eight Edible Abs

Panorama Panorama

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Seven Leather Daddies

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Six Beautiful Boys into Bondage

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Four colorful condoms (Fully Prepped and Ready to Go!)

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Three Cool Plot Devices

A Grumpy Santa, A Smokin’ Drag Queen, and a new definition of Relaxing Massage, all wrapped up in my new release!

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Available HERE at eXtasy Books!

Two more pretty boys kissing

Kinda Thomas and Ryan

(This is totally how I picture my Master Thomas and Ryan from my Birthday Licks, Hard Limits and Melting Quickies, which you can find by clicking on the titles).

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And a Tequila Rose Milkshake (Which is now the official dessert of the holiday!)

I Haz a Happy!

Got a fabulous review for Birthday Licks at BDSM Book Reviews. Check it out HERE. The best part? Reviewer Melissa wants MOAR in the series – and MOAR is on the way! Story #3, Hard Limits, is on its way to edits even as you read! Happy Wednesday to me!

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